Creep it real
Hey there sailor! My name is Anne, this is my blog for everything I am passionate about and inspired by, i.e. lots of body positivity, tattoos, motorcycles, feminism, queerness and art. I am an old lady at heart, lover of bloody maries and teaching myself how to knit. I hope to someday be a burlesque girl, own a porch and many cats.


Is it really that hard to find a beautiful, fat, bearded, feminist, tattooed man that wants to date me and lives close to me and is also into bondage and drinking beer and queer rights? Oh yeah. I guess it is.





Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me




Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?

I went to type in Beast of Busco, because that’s what it claims is in my state, and my phone auto corrected Busco into biscotti and Beast of Biscotti sounds much cooler because I’ve never heard of the other before in my life. :p


Vintage Photo Booth Pictures, c. 1930s-1960s

(Source: vintagegal)



Raquel Welsh Kansas City Bomber ‘72







Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy



Friends! Thrift-o-Rama is turning 2!

On July 25, 2012, I posted my first outfit of the day. It’s crazy to think two years have gone by. I’m so honored by the love, support and friendship I’ve found in you people. Thank you for reading Thrift-o-Rama. Thank you for celebrating bodies and thrift stores and lipstick with me. I don’t have words for how much you’ve all touched me, I really don’t.

The best way I know how to thank you is to give away a thrifty gift. The winner gets:

1. You’re in Luck Dress in Lady Bug, size 2X. This dress is no longer available at ModCloth, period. It’s beautifully made and would probably best fit a size 18-20. Maybe a 22 if you’re small in the bust. I wish I was keeping it, but it’s too big for me. Tried on but never worn. I’ve included some pictures of me in the same dress in a different print for fit reference. Message me for exact measurements and details on the dress itself.

2. A portrait! See above for an example of my art, though I won’t rush through yours as I did mine.

3. “Mystery Thrift Store Jewelry.” This will be a surprise. Various strange necklaces and earrings thrifted in my travels will be sent to you. I hope you like them. The winner can tell me if they have pierced ears or allergies and I’ll do my best to oblige.


1. This is a gift to my followers. You must be following me.

2. US residents only, please. Sorry. International shipping is very very expensive. The winner needs to give me an address.

3. Likes and reblogs count, but you can only reblog once a day.

4. If the winner doesn’t respond within two days, I’ll pick someone else.

This giveaway ends Sunday, July 27th, 5PM central time, at which point a winner will be chosen at random.



Mimi Kirchner on Etsy



Badass women from history

  1. Leather clad English rocker girl
  2. Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
  3. Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
  4. Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle


getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent



Calm your tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That’s your party tit

"Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed."
tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)